Baseball and Me By: William   Hi, I'm a catcher for the Detroit Tigers. They took me up from the minors last month. I'm getting paid extra because I'm one of the best catchers in the league! I'm making about $30,000,000 a year. I go around town in my Porsche 911. It's a car I put some flames on. I live in a mansion down in Florida. My favorite player is Ivan Rodriguez and he gets paid $10,616,410. We're playing the Cardinals in the World Series. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I Were in Charge of the World By: William   If I were in charge of the world I'd cancel school, bedtime, music lessons, and also fruit. If I were in charge of the world there'd be more new 007 movies, less girls, and more Michigan fans. If I were in charge of the world you wouldn't have sisters, broccoli, Michigan State, or Ohio State. You wouldn't even have girls! If I were in charge of the world aliens would be a game. All movies would be rated G or PG. And a person who sometimes doesn't clean their room and sometimes has no manners would still be allowed to be in charge of the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Am By: William   I am athletic, smart, and a good reader. I appreciate staying up late but not broccoli. My family, my friends, and PS2 are important to me. I think PS2 is cool but doing chores is not. I wonder if I will have a Porsche. I care about world peace and shoes. I can get a 100 on spelling and sleep without a nightlight. I want to go to Scotland. In the future I will own a Ferrari. So I will work hard and get a lot of money. This is who I am! I am William.